They’re in no specific order.
- m-o-r-i-a-r—teaa: One of the first people I got to talk to in the Merlin fandom and she turned out to be a wonderful friend. We don’t talk as much anymore and I’m going to make an effort to change that. She always made me feel better when I was down and she…
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
me during a math test
been feeling kind of paranoid lately
Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet.
comics that end sadly but wind up being replied to with love are what I live for
do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
get slammed in two courts at once
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"