foxnewsofficial:

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

"5 Random Things About Yourself"

Tagged by some douche, estevancito

  1. I didn’t cuss for a month once as part of a long-standing bet with heyyyapril, I felt really good but I went right back to cussing when it was over and that felt even better. I love cussing so much.
  2. I got my first pubic hair in 4th grade and I felt so fucking badass.
  3. When I was a freshman in high school, I role-played on Tumblr with a Gundam Wing group. It was actually pretty fucking awesome.
  4. I have an addiction to this Filipino dish that consists of dried fish, fried egg, and fried rice with coffee poured over it. It’s heavenly.
  5. I was introduced to reading Harry Potter at the age of 8 and I finished it when the first book came out, which was a few months before I turned 12.

I’ll tag my sunshine bruizes and a cutie named dearjayly :D

If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
Follow Forever:

obivonnekenobi:

They’re in no specific order.

  • m-o-r-i-a-r—teaa: One of the first people I got to talk to in the Merlin fandom and she turned out to be a wonderful friend. We don’t talk as much anymore and I’m going to make an effort to change that. She always made me feel better when I was down and she…

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever


peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

(Source: cantdisguise)


lulz-time:

bgc-land:

me during a math test

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